(Source: sexspose, via chipiatemypizza)
what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe
mitosis
i want to die
(via jayhix)
i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much
IS THAT A FUCKING RUBBER BAND JESUS CHRIST I COULD CRY
you know he dead
(via jayhix)
when everyone follows each other so you see the same post like 10 times in a row
(via latehomework)
these people at starbucks just asked me to “turn down my screamo music”
uhm wtf it’s post-hardcore melodic 2-step pop-core, get real
(via life-goes-on-anyway-bro)
sobbinginthecornerbecausebands:
remember those 3 months when everyone on tumblr used the word “peasant”
We still do, peasant
(via chrishansenswag)
"‘no’
might make them angry
but
it will make
you
free."
(via theperksofbeingvictoria)
“did you get a hair cut?”
“no, i got them all cut.”
(Source: buttermilkqueen, via chrishansenswag)
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
(Source: drarna, via chrishansenswag)
sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked
(via chipiatemypizza)


